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Sound of firecrackers at night lights fire under resident

Editor: Here's a math quiz: If Johnny Stoopid has a string of illegal firecrackers and lets them off in the dead of night in front of a 50-unit condo building, how many people did he wake? Bonus question: Are Mr.and Mrs.
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Editor:

Here's a math quiz: If Johnny Stoopid has a string of illegal firecrackers and lets them off in the dead of night in front of a 50-unit condo building, how many people did he wake?

Bonus question: Are Mr.and Mrs. Stoopid proud of their namesake?

J. Brennan